We all know your name. We all know your birthday
what color your eyes are, what your favorite food is.
I’m not going to ask those dumb questions.
Instead…
1. Any names your parents were thinking about that you would prefer?
To match my sister’s name (Sherie) they were considering names like Shawn and Shane, but ah well, I guess I still like Daron. Just not my Chinese name.
2. If you had to pick one outfit that you currently own to wear for the rest of your life, what would it consist of?
O.O I’m not particularly fussy like a certain Prada-clad friend of mine
3. What do you think is going to happen to you after you die?
I suppose being an atheist I’m supposed to go to hell and burn there, but I shall not be blasphemous today.
4. What TV show have you seen every episode of?
Plenty. Korean dramas! And certain reality shows we must not name to protect our identities.
5. What movie can you quote every line to?
Hmm none in particular, I like quoting Youtube videos though! BOOMZ.
6. What bands would you like to see in concert?
FERGIE, SCRATCH ME!
7. If you had the money to retire anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Wherever my family is.
8. Is there a piece of jewelry or something similar that if you lost, you would feel naked?
Nope, I don’t wear jewellery!
9. What is one thing [appearance-wise or other] you would change about yourself?
Everything.
10. One thing you would change about your best friend?
(For the purpose of this question I shall assume this to be Gregory) Nothing (: Maybe a *little less* bitching but that would make you less funny
11. Everyone remembers their first birthday party that involved friends. Describe yours.
I admit, I don’t remember my first. I do remember the one I had in Penang when I was 8 and hordes of relatives came (even those I’ve never met in my life before). It became more of a Tan Family gathering than my birthday. But nonetheless, … it was fun. Somewhat. I HAD A MEW CAKE. (Pokemon, for those lost deprived souls)
12. What do you think is the perfect age and why?
None in particular!
13. Name one (and only ONE) person that you feel most comfortable around; no awkward silences.
娘!(Translated for Mush: Mother!)
14. How long have you known the person you named in the previous question?
FOREVERRRRR~
15. Which member of your family has the biggest influence on your life?
All of them do! I’m not biased!
16. If you won a $1,000 shopping spree to one store, what store would you want it to be?
I was *almost* going to say Kinokuniya, then I realised I don’t read as much anymore.
17. Which is your favorite comic book movie?
-Coughs- I need to protect my secret childish side.
18. What do you think this phrase means: “I am drearily bloodletting this bedwetting cosmonaut”?
Convolution.
19. If you could go back in time and relive one memory – relive it, not change it – what memory would it be?
My childhood.
20. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
I have no idea! Pretty young I remember: I used to fall a lot.
21. Who taught you?
Dad I think!
22. When you go to the movies, do you like to get candy or popcorn?
POPCORN .<
49. When you were little, what was your favorite Disney movie?
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST <3
50. What’s your favorite Disney movie now?
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST! Although I do like all of them!
51. What’s the best gift you’ve ever received from a friend of the opposite sex or a significant other?
Mmm.
52. What’s your favorite kind of chips?
Sour Cream & Onion
53. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Nope, I don't even know who my ancestors are.
54. Did you ever beg your parents for a pony?
HELL YEAH.
55. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Deaf.
56. Is there someone you’ve been enemies with since you were little, and it’s never changed despite growing up and becoming more mature?
Not really I guess, I don't bear grudges. Even though I complain a lot deep down inside I've never really hated someone.
57. What laundry soap do you think smells the best?
The one my mother uses
58. Do you prefer Spongebob or Patrick?
SPONGEBOB
59. If you’re currently dating someone, would you be ready to elope with them right now if they asked?
Buh.
60. If you’re not dating someone, can you think of one person that you would elope with right now if they asked?
Next.
61. What’s the stupidest TV show on the air right now?
Fann Wong in her Bollywood wedding gown.
62. Have you ever written a song or a poem?
Yeah?
63. If you have, have you ever written a song or a poem for someone?
Yeah.
64. Who would you tag in this note?
THIS AIN'T FACEBOOK.
64. Last but not least, type some funny or inspiring lyrics that you can think of now as a closing:
"Maybe no one told you, there was strength in your tears."
Kelly Clarkson (: