FILLER.

Google your name, and write down the first webpage link name that makes grammatical sense and is relevant or just pick the funniest one on the first page of results.

1. Google “(your name) needs”:
Daron needs more and more money for his drugs and hookers
(AWESOME.)

2. Google “(your name) looks like”:
daron looks like a meerkat in the last clip
(WAKAKAKAKA IMMAMEERKAT.)

3. Google “[your name] likes”:
Daron likes long walks with his dog KC and doing yoga
(The next time you see me walking with those bitches you better pray hard that it’s not a sign that apocalypse is arriving. Or yoga for that matter.)

4. Google “[your name] says”
RISE-] daron. says: (10:24:43 AM) i see. Wesley says: (10:24:43 AM) -||||||||||||- Wesley says: (10:24:44 AM) xD ‘ [RISE-] daron. says: (10:24:49 AM)
(Oh yay I got my blog. This doesn’t count right?)

Daron says “Go ahead and strap on some 212 and let’s see you get down the mountain.”
(Vhat?)

5. Google “[your name] wants”:
Daron wants Shavo to rape him …with his beard
(OMG WHAT THE HELL.)

6. Google “[your name] does”:
(No drugs, please don’t me get “Daron does drugs”.)
daron does drugs almost everyday
(Sigh, problems with being an atheist: your prayers are never answered.)

Oh dear god I discovered a worse one below that.
Daron does regularly share his bed with young boys, this is not the reason for the recent turmoil.
(NOOOOOOOO.)

7. Google “[your name] hates”:
Daron hates to go to Europe — the food, the time difference.
(CRAZY AH. I WANT TO GO.)

8. Google “[your name] can”:
daron can run
(You’re freaking nuts.)

9. Google “[your name] goes”:
Daron goes in to Gracie’s room and holds her
(IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.)

10. Google “[your name] is”:
daron is completely crazy
(Good observation. Approve! -tick!-)

11. Google “[your name] loves”:
Daron loves cooking and baking, and she finds her kitchen the perfect place to indulge her passion.
(I’M NOT A “SHE”.)

That was fun (: