Google your name, and write down the first webpage link name that makes grammatical sense and is relevant or just pick the funniest one on the first page of results.
1. Google “(your name) needs”:
Daron needs more and more money for his drugs and hookers
(AWESOME.)
2. Google “(your name) looks like”:
daron looks like a meerkat in [...]
Archive for June, 2009
FILLER.
Posted in Uncategorized on June 29, 2009 | 8 Comments »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY B… EST FRIEND (:
Posted in Uncategorized on June 25, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I shall dedicate this space to MUSHFIQUR SHARIQ RAHMAN (for your benefit in case you’re Google blogsearching). I know I’m 1.5 hours early but STILL.
Here’s wishing you a very very very HAPPY 71st 17th BIRTHDAY! You’re old and fat and ugly now but don’t worry, we’ll all still love you Thanks for being [...]
Mandatum.
Posted in Uncategorized on June 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Nothing much to watch this space for: the holiday’s been insane. But the obligatory update, for those readers who still check my blog. Sorry for the lack of updates!
A QUIZ IS THE SOLUTION TO YOUR WOES
Get your phone now.
1. What’s your ring tone?
It’s currently (and always) in silent mode but it’s set to [...]
WESLEY HAHA.
Posted in Uncategorized on June 14, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Wesley says: (10:24:25 AM)
awww
Wesley says: (10:24:28 AM)
you cant see handwriting!
Wesley says: (10:24:29 AM)
D:
Wesley says: (10:24:34 AM)
let’s attempt to draw it
Wesley says: (10:24:37 AM)
this is only the bottom teeth!
‘ [RISE-] daron. says: (10:24:39 AM)
O.O
‘ [RISE-] daron. says: (10:24:43 AM)
i see.
Wesley says: (10:24:43 AM)
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Wesley says: (10:24:44 AM)
xD
‘ [RISE-] daron. says: (10:24:49 AM)
HAHAHAHAHHA.
COMMENT PLEASE OR I’LL HATE YOU FOR LIFE.
Posted in Uncategorized on June 11, 2009 | 19 Comments »
HI ALL YOU SUCKERS WHO READ MY BLOG AND NEVER COMMENT. I KNOW WHO YOU GUYS ARE (BECAUSE WORDPRESS CAN TRACK HAH.)
JUST THIS ONCE, PLEASE COMMENT. IT’S QUITE AMUSING. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT. IT’LL ONLY TAKE YOU (MAXIMUM, IF YOU’RE A SLOW TYPIST) 5 MINS.
Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn’t [...]
QUIZ.
Posted in Uncategorized on June 10, 2009 | 1 Comment »
RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
Asked someone to marry you.
Guilty.
Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent
Ever told a lie?
Guilty.
Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back?
Guilty.
Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Guilty.
Kissed a picture?
Guilty.
Slept in until [...]
Who are we are we are we, 15th, 15th SLC!
Posted in Uncategorized on June 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
And I’m back from my KL trip, so an (overdue) update on Hwachong’s 15th SLC which I couldn’t find the time to update on before I left for KL!
(Hydrae people, if you’re google blogsearching/stalking, hi!)
15th SLC was fun not because of what it was, but because of the people there (oh dear I sense cynicism). [...]
7 Reasons Why Kids Are Adorable
Posted in Uncategorized on June 4, 2009 | 2 Comments »
A little unconventional coming from an atheist such as yours truly, but enjoy anyway (:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that [...]
