Why Couldn’t It Be Christmas Everyday.

Okay this made me cry so much even though it was the second time I was watching this movie.

I suppose you’ll need to watch the whole movie to understand it.

Socks represented not just a pet, but the many important people we often take for granted in our lives. Our mothers, our fathers, our grandparents, our best friends, our sisters and brothers, all the people we often forget have always been by our sides.

“I never thought 10 years would feel this short.”

We often let time pass without realising it, and soon, we’re all grown up, with the child in all of us a figment of our imagination. As we grow too rooted into reality, we sometimes forget about the simple things in life that can make us smile.

And when the time comes for us to say goodbye, are we really ready to say it?

I’m Trying.

Smile, though your heart is breaking
Smile, even though it’s aching

When there are clouds in the sky, you’ll get by
If you smile through your pain and sorrow,
Smile and maybe tomorrow,
You’ll find the sun come shining through for you

Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Allthough tears maybe ever so near
That’s the time you must keep on trying

Smile, what’s the use in crying
You’ll find that life is still worth while If you’ll just smile..
That’s the time you must keep on trying

Smile what’s the use in crying
You’ll find that life is still worth while If you’ll just smile.

FILLER.

Google your name, and write down the first webpage link name that makes grammatical sense and is relevant or just pick the funniest one on the first page of results.

1. Google “(your name) needs”:
Daron needs more and more money for his drugs and hookers
(AWESOME.)

2. Google “(your name) looks like”:
daron looks like a meerkat in the last clip
(WAKAKAKAKA IMMAMEERKAT.)

3. Google “[your name] likes”:
Daron likes long walks with his dog KC and doing yoga
(The next time you see me walking with those bitches you better pray hard that it’s not a sign that apocalypse is arriving. Or yoga for that matter.)

4. Google “[your name] says”
RISE-] daron. says: (10:24:43 AM) i see. Wesley says: (10:24:43 AM) -||||||||||||- Wesley says: (10:24:44 AM) xD ‘ [RISE-] daron. says: (10:24:49 AM)
(Oh yay I got my blog. This doesn’t count right?)

Daron says “Go ahead and strap on some 212 and let’s see you get down the mountain.”
(Vhat?)

5. Google “[your name] wants”:
Daron wants Shavo to rape him …with his beard
(OMG WHAT THE HELL.)

6. Google “[your name] does”:
(No drugs, please don’t me get “Daron does drugs”.)
daron does drugs almost everyday
(Sigh, problems with being an atheist: your prayers are never answered.)

Oh dear god I discovered a worse one below that.
Daron does regularly share his bed with young boys, this is not the reason for the recent turmoil.
(NOOOOOOOO.)

7. Google “[your name] hates”:
Daron hates to go to Europe — the food, the time difference.
(CRAZY AH. I WANT TO GO.)

8. Google “[your name] can”:
daron can run
(You’re freaking nuts.)

9. Google “[your name] goes”:
Daron goes in to Gracie’s room and holds her
(IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.)

10. Google “[your name] is”:
daron is completely crazy
(Good observation. Approve! -tick!-)

11. Google “[your name] loves”:
Daron loves cooking and baking, and she finds her kitchen the perfect place to indulge her passion.
(I’M NOT A “SHE”.)

That was fun (:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY B… EST FRIEND (:

I shall dedicate this space to MUSHFIQUR SHARIQ RAHMAN (for your benefit in case you’re Google blogsearching). I know I’m 1.5 hours early but STILL.

Here’s wishing you a very very very HAPPY 71st 17th BIRTHDAY! You’re old and fat and ugly now but don’t worry, we’ll all still love you Thanks for being such an awesome table-mate last year (which resulted in both our grades dropping down the 7th floor of the Raja block) and such a great friend these two years! From the bitching during DI to the most stupid things that we do (I will never forget Sisters on a Diet I tell you) to listening to me when I’m feeling down, thanks for being such an awesome awesome friend

Stay happy, stay yourself (:

ALL OF YOU DON’T FLY OFF AND LEAVE ME IN THIS KAMPUNG CALLED SINGAPORE K. DON’T PANGSEH.

ktxhbai.

(You knew I was going to end it off like this!)

Mandatum.

Nothing much to watch this space for: the holiday’s been insane. But the obligatory update, for those readers who still check my blog. Sorry for the lack of updates!

A QUIZ IS THE SOLUTION TO YOUR WOES

Get your phone now.

1. What’s your ring tone?
It’s currently (and always) in silent mode but it’s set to “Message, message, message, message”. Yes the one that screams after repeating “Message” a zillion times.

2. Who’s the 1st person that comes up under M
Mail Deposit

Who’s the last person you called?
Shayne.

Who was your last missed call from?
Home. Oops.

Who is the first person under C?
Cao Yun.

Who’s your speed dial number 2?
I don’t use speed dial

What does 3rd text in ur inbox say?
“Or afterwards you drop by at my place?”

IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS, PERVERTS.

Who was your last received call from?
My mum. She asked me what I wanted for lunch.

What does your 5th inbox text say?
“Huh.. One hour only..”

ONCE AGAIN, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.

How many messages are currently in your in box?
Help me with the calculations, they’re sorted by dates. 6+4+11+7+81+140+136+348+1306 = 2039!

What is the wallpaper?
The picture I took of the double rainbow in school Only one shows though, in the wallpaper.

Since buying your phone, how many messages have you sent all together?
Oh dear. The last time I cleared was a few months back. From then till now, 3279. I don’t SMS unnecessarily!

Who is the 7th message from in your in box?
Ryan Kwan.

Who’s the 1st person who comes up under B?
Bao Ju.

How many bars of signal do you currently have?
5

What network are you on?
M1!

Name every person you have text messages from inbox?
Oh my shit. Aaron Koh, Aaron Ng, Adi, Adriel, Akash, Aloysius, Amirah, Andrew, Angus, Antariksh, Anurak, Arjun, Ashraf, Asim, Beatrice, Benjamin Goh, Benjamin Lee, Cao Yun, Chentian, Cindy, Clarence, Daniel Ang, Darius, Darren Teoh, Darren Yip, Daryl Tiong, Davin, Deborah, Delwyn, Desmond, Dylan, Edward, Eng Han, Enzhao, Gifford, Gil Seob, Graham, Gregory Antono, Han Kun, Haotian, Hong Yi, Hong Yun, Jaryl, Jeremy, Lumpy, Sister, Joel, John Lee, Jonathan Ting, Chia, Josiah, Joyce, Jun Yan, Kah Aik, Kai Jie, Kai Lun, Kaitsi, Kangjie, Keefe, Khi Huin, Kimberly, Kirk, Kuangnan, Li Yu, Lih Khuang, Lingfei, Liscoln, Louie, Mum, Marcus, Martin, Max, Michael Aditya, Michael Lee, Min Jian, Min Seok, Mr Julian Tan, Mr Ong, Mr Sze, Mr Teo, Mrs Foo, Mrs Koh, Mrs Maas, Mrs Smith, Mrs Tan, Ms Shen, Ms Yeo, Mush, Nick Ng, Nick Quah, Nick Syn, Nicolette, Nigel Choo, Dad, Pei Cun, Regina, Renhao, Richard, Rong Jun, Anderson, Ryan Kwan, Samuel Chan, Samuel Ang, Shang Xuan, Shanzhi, Shao Tong, Shaun Choo, Shaun Yeo, Shayne, Shen Qi, Sher Yin, Shirlynn, Shu Huan, Simeon, Sng Zheng, Stan, Stephen, Theophilus, Tianhao, Tommy, Uday, Voicemail Access, Weilun, Weixuan, Weng Hong, Wesley, Yihang, Yirui, Yiyang, Yong Xing, Yu Ze, Yunfei, Zechang, Zhang He, Zhang Yue, Zhi Hao, Zhi Xuan, Zhiyuan, Zihua, No contact.

Oh my holy shit.

What does your 20th text message in your in box say?
“Wad time is rehearsal tomorrow?”

Who is the first person in your contacts?
Aaron Koh.

Who is the last name in your contacts?
王天石

What does the bottom text in your inbox say?
“I got e learning tmr do i nidda come sch for rise?”

I damn no life leh, majority of my SMSes from RISE guys.

What is your screen saver?
No screensaver

What is Your balance?
Not using prepaid

Who is the last person under H?
Huihao

What is your bluetooth name?
C902. Original yo yo yo.

How many numbers are in your phone?
How to count?

Whats the first video on your phone of?
My phone just hanged when I attempted to access videos. Grr.

Could you live without it?
My phone? After elections when I step down, maybe yes. Right now, no. I’ll die a terrible death.

What is the 3rd picture on your phone?
3rd from the front or back? Once again, my phone hanged. Should be one of the photos I took from KL, if I start from the most recent.

WESLEY HAHA.

Wesley says: (10:24:25 AM)
awww
Wesley says: (10:24:28 AM)
you cant see handwriting!
Wesley says: (10:24:29 AM)
D:
Wesley says: (10:24:34 AM)
let’s attempt to draw it
Wesley says: (10:24:37 AM)
this is only the bottom teeth!
‘ [RISE-] daron. says: (10:24:39 AM)
O.O
‘ [RISE-] daron. says: (10:24:43 AM)
i see.
Wesley says: (10:24:43 AM)
-||||||||||||-
Wesley says: (10:24:44 AM)
xD
‘ [RISE-] daron. says: (10:24:49 AM)
HAHAHAHAHHA.

COMMENT PLEASE OR I’LL HATE YOU FOR LIFE.

HI ALL YOU SUCKERS WHO READ MY BLOG AND NEVER COMMENT. I KNOW WHO YOU GUYS ARE (BECAUSE WORDPRESS CAN TRACK HAH.)

JUST THIS ONCE, PLEASE COMMENT. IT’S QUITE AMUSING. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT. IT’LL ONLY TAKE YOU (MAXIMUM, IF YOU’RE A SLOW TYPIST) 5 MINS.

Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn’t matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember! Leave a comment here.
(PLEASE ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS)

1. Where and how did we meet?
2. How long have you known me?
3. The last time we saw/talked/chatted/texted each other?
4. Your first impression
5. What’s the dumbest thing I’ve done?
6. What’s my favorite music?
7. Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else(what)?
8. Am I funny?
9. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be? Explain why you picked it.
10. If you and I were stranded on an island alone, how?
11. Where do you think I will be in 20 years?
12. What reminds you of me?
13. What is my best attribute?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?

THANK YOU LOVE YOU ALL.

(I will not say “kthxbai”.)

Kthxbai.

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QUIZ.

RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

Asked someone to marry you.
Guilty.

Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent

Ever told a lie?
Guilty.

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back?
Guilty.

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Guilty.

Kissed a picture?
Guilty.

Slept in until 5 PM?
GUILTY.

Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty.

Held a snake?
Innocent.

Been suspended from school?
Innocent.

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
Innocent.

Stolen from a store?
Innocent innocent innocent!

Been fired from a job?
Innocent.

Done something you regret?
Guilty.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Guilty.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Innocent.

Kissed in the rain?
Innocent.

Sat on a roof top?
Guilty.

Kissed someone you shouldn’t?
Innocent.

Sang in the shower?
Guilty.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Guilty.

Shaved your head?
Innocent.

Slept naked?
Innocent.

Had a boxing membership?
Innocent.

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Innocent.

Been in a band?
Innocent.

Shot a gun?
Innocent.

Donated Blood?
Innocent.

Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent.

Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty

Still love someone you shouldn’t?
Guilty.

Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent.

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty.

Been too honest?
Guilty.

Ruined a surprise?
Guilty.

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk afterwards?
Guilty.

Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty.

Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)?
Guilty.

Joined a pageant?
Innocent.

Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Innocent.

Had communication with your ex?
Guilty.

DATING Someone?
Innocent.

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent.

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
Innocent.

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty.

Who are we are we are we, 15th, 15th SLC!

And I’m back from my KL trip, so an (overdue) update on Hwachong’s 15th SLC which I couldn’t find the time to update on before I left for KL!

(Hydrae people, if you’re google blogsearching/stalking, hi!)

15th SLC was fun not because of what it was, but because of the people there (oh dear I sense cynicism). But really, HYDRAE was the most kickass faculty ever and I couldn’t have asked to be in any other faculty. Even though we started off really sluggish and stonish, we ended up bonding very very well and by the end of all the note-passing we ended up as really good friends.

(Keep in touch yo!)

I’m still pretty amazed that I managed to break my antisocial shell because I usually pretty much ignore everyone I don’t know whenever I attend student conferences.

So thanks to KIMBERLY (自 high), Amirah (who kept trying to make me laugh with her faces), Grace (TIC-TAC-TOE), Huimin (who asked me how to act like a bimbo and I told her to look in the mirror), Shantini (against the world!), Martin (who escaped the Love Story dance), Collin (who wouldn’t stop stoning and shrugging), Alastair (who reminds me a lot of Jon Shin for some reason), Kerng Ngee (TEN TEN TEN TEN), Michelle (whom I didn’t really talk much to unfortunately), Parveen (whom we couldn’t resist kicking up to stage oops) and Rosamund (who was always so excited about team bonding).

THANKS HYDRAE FOR MAKING 15th SLC SO DAMN FUN.

(Concentration, concentration, this is a game of concentration. 1, 1, 10, 10. 10 -dies-)

7 Reasons Why Kids Are Adorable

A little unconventional coming from an atheist such as yours truly, but enjoy anyway (:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to “honour” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”
Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.”

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
“Take only ONE . God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”